<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:34:18.956-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Eat at Joe's</title><subtitle type='html'>“I’d rather swing at a ball in the dirt or out of the zone than take one right in the middle. You’ve got to be aggressive in the zone. That’s what you have to do.”

-Corey Patterson (or Lou Brock, I'm not sure)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>140</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-113346982544255469</id><published>2005-12-01T15:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-01T15:43:45.453-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rob Burrice Everybody!</title><summary type='text'>Give him a hand!  Thanks for commenting on my site that is (pretty much) dead.  Seriously, though I'm going to start another site-but I don't think Blogspot offers a whole lot of flexibility.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/113346982544255469/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=113346982544255469' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/113346982544255469'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/113346982544255469'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2005/12/rob-burrice-everybody.html' title='Rob Burrice Everybody!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-111988355715318373</id><published>2005-06-27T09:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-27T09:45:57.156-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Coming Soon...</title><summary type='text'>The new and improved...Eat at Joe's!!!!No, I'm not dead.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/111988355715318373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=111988355715318373' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/111988355715318373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/111988355715318373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2005/06/coming-soon.html' title='Coming Soon...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-109180256256140708</id><published>2004-08-06T09:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-06T09:40:08.350-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Battlin' Bako Breaks Out!</title><summary type='text'>I know I don't post much anymore, but anytime the major leagues worst player, and official "Eat at Joe's mascot", Gabor Paul Bako II, busts out with a 2 hit and 2 RBI game, I know I need to throw something up here.What's most surprising about this is that it wasn't against the Reds.After not getting an RBI the entire month of July, Bako raised his batting average to a robust .198 and his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/109180256256140708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=109180256256140708' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/109180256256140708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/109180256256140708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/08/battlin-bako-breaks-out.html' title='Battlin&apos; Bako Breaks Out!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-109130961397494110</id><published>2004-07-31T16:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-04T11:23:09.333-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nomahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!</title><summary type='text'>Jose Macias, Damian Jackson, Rey Ordonez, Ramon Martinez, Alex Gonzalez...The new guy's probably an upgrade.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/109130961397494110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=109130961397494110' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/109130961397494110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/109130961397494110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/07/nomahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.html' title='Nomahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-109029111915672644</id><published>2004-07-19T21:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T21:39:30.460-05:00</updated><title type='text'>God...</title><summary type='text'>I really hate this son of a bitch!  I've got an idea.  Let's send a guy home with no outs that was out for two weeks with a groin pull.   What an absolute genius decision!   Wild Card, here we come (maybe). </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/109029111915672644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=109029111915672644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/109029111915672644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/109029111915672644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/07/god.html' title='God...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108930577928032312</id><published>2004-07-08T11:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-08T11:56:19.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>2 runs in 3 games = 3 losses</title><summary type='text'>Some offense would be nice.And that's all I have to say about that.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108930577928032312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108930577928032312' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108930577928032312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108930577928032312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/07/2-runs-in-3-games-3-losses.html' title='2 runs in 3 games = 3 losses'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108861158182782013</id><published>2004-06-30T10:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-30T11:06:21.826-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nice catch, Prettyboy!</title><summary type='text'>Thanks Craig Biggio!Apparently, after watching Alou and Korey (only 1 K now, instead of 3), The Beege thought he'd make a stellar defensive play of his own.The Cubs may have been lucky to win this game, but they'll take it.  The Astros improve to 1-3 with Carlos Beltran.  Hey Astros, maybe you can flip Beltran for some bullpen prospects!With the win, and another Cardinals loss (to the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108861158182782013/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108861158182782013' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108861158182782013'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108861158182782013'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/nice-catch-prettyboy.html' title='Nice catch, Prettyboy!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108817602867174841</id><published>2004-06-25T09:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-25T10:13:09.366-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Back...</title><summary type='text'>Ok, for the three of you that check this site hoping I've written something recent, let's recap the last week and a half of Cubs games:WinWinWinWinLossWinWinWinLossLossThere you go.We can blame the last two losses on the following things:Bad BullpenPaul BakoSammy's baserunningWavin WendellRey OrdonezIt's obvious the Cubs need another arm in the pen.  If it's trading for a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108817602867174841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108817602867174841' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108817602867174841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108817602867174841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/back.html' title='Back...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108722359663716254</id><published>2004-06-14T09:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-14T21:21:58.600-05:00</updated><title type='text'>2 of 3</title><summary type='text'>Did anyone else think once Capt. Tightpants blew the game in the 8th, the Cubs were destined to lose?  And then again with Hawkins in the 11th?  I know I sure did.  But this was a big win.Jon Leicester (the man with the silent "ice" in his name) pitched three scoreless innings for his first career win.  Thankfully, the game didn't go any further because Maddux was warming up to come in.Sammy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108722359663716254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108722359663716254' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108722359663716254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108722359663716254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/2-of-3.html' title='2 of 3'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108697687078529473</id><published>2004-06-11T12:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-11T13:13:26.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Split!</title><summary type='text'>Well, they managed a split with a blowout win on Thursday.Why leave Zambrano in for 121 pitches with a 10 run lead?  Because 7 pitchers threw the day before?  None of them went more than an inning and a third.  Oh well.You may have heard the fine Cubs broadcaster Chip Caray refer to "two out magic" once or twice in the last few weeks.  I didn't see yesterday's 10 run inning with two out, but </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108697687078529473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108697687078529473' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108697687078529473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108697687078529473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/split.html' title='Split!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108672830560616721</id><published>2004-06-08T15:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T16:00:16.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Jackass,</title><summary type='text'>Please stop sending baserunners to their certain doom.  Sincerely,JoeWell, it wasn't all Wavin Wendell's fault.  Another game, another opposing pitcher without a walk and a sub 100 pitch outing.  Another game, another embarassing Korey Paterson at-bat.  It would really be a bad idea to lose 3 of 4 to the Cards without Pujols in the lineup.  So, let's win today, shall we?Let's recap the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108672830560616721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108672830560616721' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108672830560616721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108672830560616721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/dear-jackass.html' title='Dear Jackass,'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108661937792441927</id><published>2004-06-07T09:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-07T12:23:30.976-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Answer...</title><summary type='text'>...to the question "HOW HIGH DOES   ERA HAVE TO GET BEFORE HE IS SENT BACK TO MEXICO (OR THE DL)" IS: 8.02.Sweaty Joe is on the DL and may be there for a long time.  Thanks for 2003 Joe, but I don't have any sympathy for you if you were covering up an injury.  This isn't typical Cubs team where they were just trying to get to .500 to consider the season a success.  Jon Leicester has been </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108661937792441927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108661937792441927' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108661937792441927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108661937792441927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/answer.html' title='The Answer...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108635895439719639</id><published>2004-06-04T09:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-04T11:53:08.270-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Don't Like Rob Mackowiak</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108635895439719639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108635895439719639' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108635895439719639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108635895439719639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-dont-like-rob-mackowiak.html' title='I Don&apos;t Like Rob Mackowiak'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108627984175404977</id><published>2004-06-03T10:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-03T11:24:51.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Statistical Randomness</title><summary type='text'>When the Cubs allow 3 runs or less, they are 22-5When the Cubs allow 4 runs or more, they are 5-19In 52 games, the Cubs have thrown fewer pitches than their opponent 18 times.  They are 12-6 in those games.In 52 games, the Cubs have thrown more pitches than their opponent 34 times.  They are 15-19 in those games.The Cubs hitting is:23rd in walks (160)21st in OBP (.329)2nd in homers (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108627984175404977/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108627984175404977' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108627984175404977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108627984175404977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/statistical-randomness.html' title='Statistical Randomness'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108619011159351915</id><published>2004-06-02T09:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-02T10:33:50.036-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Key to Beating the Cubs...</title><summary type='text'>...besides Dusty using the lineup 1) Macias2) Ordonez3) PattersonOr any game where Mike Wuertz pitchesFriday, Game 1:Ramon E. Martinez: Strike looking, Martinez singled to center Todd Walker hit for Kyle Farnsworth. Todd Walker: Strike swinging, Intentional ball, Walker singled to right, Martinez to third. Jose Macias: Macias singled to left center, Martinez scored, Walker to second.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108619011159351915/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108619011159351915' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108619011159351915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108619011159351915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/key-to-beating-cubs.html' title='The Key to Beating the Cubs...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108610272907990769</id><published>2004-06-01T09:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-06-01T10:51:40.223-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bako Strikes Back</title><summary type='text'>mir·a·cle ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (mr-kl)An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God: see Paul Bako, 5/31/04."3-3 with a double".  Seems innocent doesn't it?  Hell, you can see a similar line for some player almost every day of the Major League Baseball season.But when 3-3 with a double follows this guy's name: , </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108610272907990769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108610272907990769' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108610272907990769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108610272907990769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/06/bako-strikes-back.html' title='Bako Strikes Back'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108603716618638848</id><published>2004-05-31T15:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-31T15:59:26.186-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Finally</title><summary type='text'>The Cubs finally won a game on Sunday.  Everybody hit everything.  Including many of the Pirates batters.Mark Prior will be back on Friday (out of all the dumbass predictions I made at the beginning of the season I lucked into getting this date exactly right).  Hopefully, that means good things.The Cubs have the Astros for 3, and are up against the Rocket on Wednesday.  Glendon Rusch pitches </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108603716618638848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108603716618638848' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108603716618638848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108603716618638848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/finally.html' title='Finally'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108580653514121136</id><published>2004-05-28T23:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-29T00:16:33.643-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A question</title><summary type='text'>Is CubsSuck2004.com taken as a domain name?Fuck You: and you: you too: nice beard idiot: uh huh: yes: hell yes: oh yeah: and now, let's play the latest game craze sweeping the country:HOW HIGH DOES YOUR ERA HAVE TO GET BEFORE YOU ARE SENT BACK TO MEXICO?This month's contestant:  ERA as of May 29th: 8.30 Pack it in boys or get Prior on a plane to Pittsburgh, put Sosa in a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108580653514121136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108580653514121136' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108580653514121136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108580653514121136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/question.html' title='A question'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108568713265758274</id><published>2004-05-27T14:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T14:53:56.946-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Bad</title><summary type='text'>Let's take this time to look over the Iowa roster:Iowa:Trenedad Hubbard:  He's currently got a stat line of .323/.408/.402.  I like the .323.  I really like the .408.  I don't like the .402.  When your slugging is less than your OBP, you've got some issues.  If you have 6 extra base hits in 127 at-bats, that's a problem.Dave Kelton:  Soon to be called up for Friday's doubleheader to not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108568713265758274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108568713265758274' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108568713265758274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108568713265758274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/bad.html' title='Bad'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108541359429841329</id><published>2004-05-24T09:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-24T10:48:41.286-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Bad</title><summary type='text'>2 out of 3?  I'll take it.  Friday:Where would the Cubs be without Moises Alou?  I admit I thought at the beginning of the year that Moises' luck would run out and he'd spend half the year on the DL.  All he has done is be the Cubs best hitter so far this year.  Why do pitchers keep throwing him first pitch fastballs?  Alou on the first pitch:  .447 (17-38), 2 HR, 7 RBIHowever in this </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108541359429841329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108541359429841329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108541359429841329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108541359429841329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/not-bad.html' title='Not Bad'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108515033206078919</id><published>2004-05-21T09:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-21T09:49:42.893-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs Lose, Prior pitches</title><summary type='text'>Well, if you're Sweaty Joe Borowski and you've just given up a 2 run homer to perhaps the greatest player in the game today, Barry Bonds, you can't feel too bad for him.  Bonds has over 660 home runs!  He's probably going to be the all-time home run leader in the next couple of years!  Wait, what's that you say?  Bonds wasn't playing yesterday?  Neifi Perez hit the home run?  Neifi Perez?  The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108515033206078919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108515033206078919' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108515033206078919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108515033206078919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/cubs-lose-prior-pitches.html' title='Cubs Lose, Prior pitches'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108507151045989192</id><published>2004-05-20T11:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-20T11:45:10.460-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs Win, Wood on DL</title><summary type='text'>Alou dropped a #2 on his Dad and the rest of the Giants, and jacked a hanging whatever that was (slow fastball, spinning curve?) into the second row of the family section in left.  I believe the Cubs are now 2-0 when they start Jackson and Macias in the same game.  That frightens me.  Let's give that Dubois kid a start in right field against the next lefty that starts against us.  Or the next </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108507151045989192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108507151045989192' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108507151045989192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108507151045989192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/cubs-win-wood-on-dl.html' title='Cubs Win, Wood on DL'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108492526356034550</id><published>2004-05-18T19:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-29T00:02:48.970-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sneezin' Sammy Sosa</title><summary type='text'>After his super sneeze, Sammy's now on the 15 day DL.Read it!Jason Dubois anyone?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108492526356034550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108492526356034550' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108492526356034550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108492526356034550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/sneezin-sammy-sosa.html' title='Sneezin&apos; Sammy Sosa'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108481657232657727</id><published>2004-05-17T12:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-17T13:00:04.683-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Japanese Update</title><summary type='text'>Wonder how your favorite Ex-Cubs are doing in Japan?  Courtesy of japanesebaseball.com:Roosevelt Brown - .299/.436/.583, 8 HR, 34 RBI in 127 ABMatt Franco - .326/.404/.514, 4 HR, 23 RBI in 144 ABAngel Echevarria - .312/.353/.640, 10 HR, 31 RBI in 125 ABSpring MVP Scott McClain - .200/.308/.356, 2 HR, 5 RBI in 45 ABTuffy Rhodes - .351/.476/.739, 16 HR, 33 RBI in 134 ABJulio Zuleta - </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108481657232657727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108481657232657727' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108481657232657727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108481657232657727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/japanese-update.html' title='Japanese Update'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108480453066055630</id><published>2004-05-17T09:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-17T09:35:30.660-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweep!</title><summary type='text'>Nice 3 game series for the Cubs in San Diego.  Any time you get wins from games started by Meat-tray and Rusch, that's a good thing.  And with the Astros losing to the Mets, the Cubs are tied for first.Friday:The new #7 hitter, Corey Patterson, went 2-4 with a homer.Sammy homered.There's a problem with the box score: Jose Macias had 3 hits and 3 RBI.Paul Bako, not feeling the good vibes, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108480453066055630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108480453066055630' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108480453066055630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108480453066055630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/sweep.html' title='Sweep!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108454434723747619</id><published>2004-05-14T08:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-14T09:19:07.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mysteries of the World</title><summary type='text'>The SphinxStonehengeCrop CirclesTwo hits, One RBI and One Intentional Walk IN ONE GAME!!!!Folks, let me tell you about yesterday's game.  Sure, the Cubs finally scored a few runs using a Bizarro World lineup (Goodwin #1, Macias #2) that hopefully will never, ever be used again.  But the important thing is, that Major League Baseball's worst player Gabor Paul Bako II, achieved to what</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108454434723747619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108454434723747619' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108454434723747619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108454434723747619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/mysteries-of-world.html' title='Mysteries of the World'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108446139562640591</id><published>2004-05-13T09:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-13T10:19:30.590-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Shutout!</title><summary type='text'>Can we get a lefty up to throw some BP to Sammy and the rest of the Cubs?  Please?Well, at least they drew 1 of those baseclogging walks.Alex Cora saw about as many pitches in one at-bat (18), as Corey Patterson sees over a 2 game stretch.  Of course, instead of striking out, he hit a homer.Moises Alou is hitting .524 (11-21) against today's Dodger starter, Hideo Nomo.  Let's see if that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108446139562640591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108446139562640591' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108446139562640591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108446139562640591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/shutout.html' title='Shutout!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108441389024539486</id><published>2004-05-12T21:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-12T21:06:48.876-05:00</updated><title type='text'>No!  Rey Ordonez!</title><summary type='text'>Well, Ordonez signed a minor league deal with the Cubs.ATTENTION CHICAGO CUBS!  PLEASE DO NOT ACQUIRE ANY MORE LIGHT HITTING SHORTSTOPS!THERE ARE NO MORE SPACES AVAILABLE!  That is all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108441389024539486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108441389024539486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108441389024539486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108441389024539486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/no-rey-ordonez.html' title='No!  Rey Ordonez!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108437316368783770</id><published>2004-05-12T09:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-12T09:46:03.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Back to Normal?</title><summary type='text'>The Cubs again made a guy that has pitched very poorly in Jeff Weaver, look like a future Cy Young winner.  This seems to be a reoccuring theme.Kerry Wood left the game with a tightness in his right triceps.  He and the Cubs season will be reevaluated on Wednesday.Mark Prior seems to be progressing well, and could be back in early June.No Rey Ordonez!  Pitcher and MIT grad Jason Szuminski </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108437316368783770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108437316368783770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108437316368783770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108437316368783770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/back-to-normal.html' title='Back to Normal?'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108429682988323374</id><published>2004-05-11T12:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-11T12:34:58.986-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Notes from an off day</title><summary type='text'>I threw up a handy little link on the right side under "Cubs Links" to keep tabs on all the Cubs minor league stats.  Now you can easily find out on a regular basis which position players tearing up in the minors that you'll never see outside of a Spring Training game!From the San Diego Union-Tribune:Who goes? If Cirillo is activated, the Padres will have to make the first change to their 25-</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108429682988323374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108429682988323374' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108429682988323374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108429682988323374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/notes-from-off-day.html' title='Notes from an off day'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108420972643058208</id><published>2004-05-10T12:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-10T12:22:06.430-05:00</updated><title type='text'>In my neverending quest...</title><summary type='text'>...to have Corey Patterson removed from the #2 spot, I present to you this information:Corey Patterson has 9 walks this year.6 of those walks were on 4 pitches.2 of those walks were on 5 pitches.1 of those walks was on 6 pitches.Now, I know we really don't need any more evidence that the Cubs #2 hitter is somewhat "less than selective" with his hitting, but having seen a decent majority </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108420972643058208/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108420972643058208' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108420972643058208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108420972643058208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/in-my-neverending-quest.html' title='In my neverending quest...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108419918394334308</id><published>2004-05-10T08:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-10T09:38:56.270-05:00</updated><title type='text'>2 out of 3...</title><summary type='text'>The Cubs managed to actually get a couple of clutch hits (2 out magic!) and managed to win 2 of 3 from Phil Rogers' favorite team, the Colorado Rockies.Hey Phil, how's that prediction looking?The time has come to stop picking the Yankees and Braves every year and start playing hunches. So who's going to be the next team to spring a sneak attack?The Colorado Rockies are that team.No, Phil,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108419918394334308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108419918394334308' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108419918394334308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108419918394334308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/2-out-of-3.html' title='2 out of 3...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108394238433794580</id><published>2004-05-07T10:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-07T15:57:47.780-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Derrek Seop Choi</title><summary type='text'>Well, the Cubs avoided getting swept and had their "hitting shoes" on yesterday in the 11-3 win.Derrek Lee led the way with a homer and a 5-5 day.  Matt Clement is 5-1?Today, the Cubs get to face our old friend Shawn Estes.  Estes, of course, was the majors worst starter last year but Dusty nearly cost the Cubs the division continually running him out there.  He's 4-1 so far in 2004, and his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108394238433794580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108394238433794580' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108394238433794580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108394238433794580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/derrek-seop-choi.html' title='Derrek Seop Choi'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108387954145554688</id><published>2004-05-06T16:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T16:52:03.780-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome Friends!</title><summary type='text'>We here at "Eat at Joe's", the occasional one stop shop for an average of 40-50 people a day for some of their Cubs news, would like to extend a warm welcome to those of you visiting this site searching for the following:"moises alou urine on hands""gary miller moises alou urine"and of course..."alou urinates hands baker"Scroll down a bit and you'll find out some info on that whole </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108387954145554688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108387954145554688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108387954145554688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108387954145554688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/welcome-friends.html' title='Welcome Friends!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108386706872004051</id><published>2004-05-06T13:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T13:16:06.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Gonzalez Out</title><summary type='text'>Chicago shortstop Alex Gonzalez has a broken bone in his right wrist and could miss six weeks, the latest injury setback for the Cubs.Gonzalez was hurt in the seventh inning of Wednesday night's 2-0 loss to the Arizona Diamondbacks when he was struck by the ball on a pitch from Mike Koplove.Home plate umpire Charlie Reliford ruled that Gonzalez fouled the pitch, and after a brief argument, he</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108386706872004051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108386706872004051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108386706872004051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108386706872004051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/gonzalez-out.html' title='Gonzalez Out'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108386091814585780</id><published>2004-05-06T11:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T11:33:04.860-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Solution to the problem?</title><summary type='text'>The Cubs announced today that in lieu of batting practice inside Wrigley Field this afternoon, they're going to look for lamp posts and telephone poles on Addison and Waveland to use some of these:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108386091814585780/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108386091814585780' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108386091814585780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108386091814585780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/solution-to-problem.html' title='Solution to the problem?'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108385216693752954</id><published>2004-05-06T09:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T09:08:25.716-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nope</title><summary type='text'>From the Arlington Daily Herald:Patterson normally is the Cubs' No. 2 hitter, where making contact and getting on base are prerequisites. During his tough time at the plate, Patterson's on-base percentage dropped to .302 entering Wednesday.Last season, Patterson batted second just twice, having spent 30 of his 83 games in the No. 6 position. Manager Dusty Baker was asked to assess Patterson </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108385216693752954/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108385216693752954' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108385216693752954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108385216693752954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/nope.html' title='Nope'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108377282243298561</id><published>2004-05-05T11:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-05T14:32:29.750-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hacktastic!</title><summary type='text'>Out of 192 MLB players ranked in pitches seen per plate appearance, here's where the regulars for the Cubs rank:47-Walker-3.97186-Patterson 3.1939-Sosa-4.01 182-Alou 3.32105-Ramirez 3.71 45-Lee-3.98166-Gonzalez 3.47175-Barrett-3.44and their average P/PA throughout their career...Walker-3.74Patterson-3.38Sosa-3.87Alou-3.39Ramirez-3.70Lee-4.05Gonzalez-3.73Barrett-3.48With </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108377282243298561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108377282243298561' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108377282243298561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108377282243298561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/hacktastic.html' title='Hacktastic!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108370608639062698</id><published>2004-05-04T16:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-04T16:33:16.623-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oops</title><summary type='text'>Andy Pratt:  In Iowa, he's 0-4 with a 17.00 ERA, walking 15 in nine innings.Some other notable minor league stats:AAA:Dubois:  .276/.351/.598, 8 HR, 22 RBI, 8 BB, 25 K in 87 ABKelton:   .271/.344/.518, 5 HR, 13 RBI, 8 BB, 19 K in 85 ABJimmy Anderson:  30.1 IP, 32 H, 11 ER, 9 BB, 15 KJohn Koronka:  21 IP, 18 H, 7 ER, 13 BB, 25 KCheck out the rest!AA:Richard Lewis:  .349 in 83 AB </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108370608639062698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108370608639062698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108370608639062698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108370608639062698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/oops.html' title='Oops'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108368612283094270</id><published>2004-05-04T10:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-04T11:02:47.390-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Spilt Series</title><summary type='text'>Maddux pitches well for the third time in a row and steals a base!Sammy, Derrick and Walker go deep!Bako gets his first extra base hit of the year!Corey only swings at the first pitch once!Jose Macias hits a ball to the outfield!Kent Mercker gets an out!Farnsworth doesn't pitch!Grudz suffered a setback on his hammy running the bases in St. Louis.  It could be one week, two weeks or </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108368612283094270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108368612283094270' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108368612283094270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108368612283094270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/spilt-series.html' title='Spilt Series'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108360085606471550</id><published>2004-05-03T11:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-03T11:40:29.653-05:00</updated><title type='text'>One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...Two can be as bad as one...It's the loneliest number since the number one...</title><summary type='text'>I am hitting .100 (2-20)My slugging percentage is .100I have one RBI.Yet, I will be the starting catcher today for your Chicago Cubs.But what about me?I have one hit and my batting average is .067 (1-15), which matches my fine slugging percentage (.067) and my OBP (.067).I too, have one RBI.Why am I on the team?  I'm supposed to be fast, but it's hard to outrun all those </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108360085606471550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108360085606471550' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108360085606471550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108360085606471550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/one-is-loneliest-number-that-youll.html' title='One is the loneliest number that you&apos;ll ever do...Two can be as bad as one...It&apos;s the loneliest number since the number one...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108359221640992781</id><published>2004-05-03T08:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-03T11:16:45.903-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Throw strikes moron!</title><summary type='text'>OK, I'm back.  Let's cover the last three games in order of stupidity.Sunday and Friday:Dear Capt. Tightpants,You've thrown 24 pitches in St. Louis.  You've gotten 6 strikes.  One of the strikes was a line shot off the wall.  The strike zone is a beautiful thing.  Your hanging slider is not.  Please stop relying on it and throw the fastball.  What's that you say?  You can't throw the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108359221640992781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108359221640992781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108359221640992781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108359221640992781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/05/throw-strikes-moron.html' title='Throw strikes moron!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108325486819309066</id><published>2004-04-29T11:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-29T11:12:05.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Finally</title><summary type='text'>Maddux pitches fairly well, except to Steve Finley, and Alex Gonzalez hits a big home run off Matt Mantei in the ninth.  Paul Bako walks twice.  Cubs win 4-3.The "vaunted Reds bullpen" enabled the Brewers to set a club record by coming back from a 9-0 deficit.  Thank you for playing the first month of the season Cincinnati, now go back to the bottom part of the division.Kerry Wood got </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108325486819309066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108325486819309066' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108325486819309066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108325486819309066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/finally.html' title='Finally'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108316134925548217</id><published>2004-04-28T09:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-28T09:13:25.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>19-1</title><summary type='text'>Sure hope this isn't how the Cardinals series will go.Well, when Goodwin bats second and Hollandsworth is hitting cleanup, you know the Meat-tray was feeling pretty good about his chances.Todd did account for the only run with his homer in the ninth, but the Cubs finished about 8 runs short of a rally.Maddux against this girl's husband today:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108316134925548217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108316134925548217' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108316134925548217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108316134925548217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/19-1.html' title='19-1'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108308622033992405</id><published>2004-04-27T12:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-27T12:21:29.076-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I missed the chance...</title><summary type='text'>...to purchase this.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108308622033992405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108308622033992405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108308622033992405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108308622033992405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/i-missed-chance.html' title='I missed the chance...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108307304879864659</id><published>2004-04-27T08:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-27T08:41:42.903-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That's not good.</title><summary type='text'>Other than Paul Bako batting cleanup, I can't think of anything more detrimental to winning a game except when Randy Johnson singles on an 0-2 pitch to drive in a run and Jose Macias bats leadoff.  True to form, the Cubs were blown out by the D-Backs and The Big Unit runs his lifetime mark against the Cubs to a pretty fair 12-0.  Cub Killer (is there a power hitter in the National League that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108307304879864659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108307304879864659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108307304879864659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108307304879864659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/thats-not-good.html' title='That&apos;s not good.'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108301467563870546</id><published>2004-04-26T16:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T16:28:48.840-05:00</updated><title type='text'>One last thing...</title><summary type='text'>Go here for an amusing link courtesy of Rooftop Report.  They don't link to me, but that's OK, I forgive them.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108301467563870546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108301467563870546' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108301467563870546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108301467563870546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/one-last-thing.html' title='One last thing...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108301315719866164</id><published>2004-04-26T15:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T16:13:46.590-05:00</updated><title type='text'>One more thing...</title><summary type='text'>I know there probably aren't many Colorado Rockies fans out there, and after reading Rockies GM Dan O'Dowd's statements in Peter Gammons' column on ESPN, I can understand why:The Coors Effect on armsNo one knows the winning formula in Colorado. "We've tried a lot of things," says GM Dan O'Dowd. "I don't know if we'll ever get it right, although I'll say this: if we can get into the playoffs, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108301315719866164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108301315719866164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108301315719866164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108301315719866164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/one-more-thing.html' title='One more thing...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-10830116718870659</id><published>2004-04-26T15:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T15:42:19.153-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Cubs quote bonanza at BP!</title><summary type='text'>From Baseball Prospectus:DUSTY + PITCH COUNTS = TWIQ GOLDMINE "[Kerry Wood]'s approaching the threshold of the great pitchers who don't really need a closer in the ninth. It'd been hell taking Ferguson Jenkins out of that game (Saturday) or Bob Gibson or (Sandy) Koufax or Curt Schilling or Randy Johnson or Dave Stewart or Roger Clemens back in his day." --Dusty Baker, Cubs manager, on Kerry </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/10830116718870659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=10830116718870659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/10830116718870659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/10830116718870659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/cubs-quote-bonanza-at-bp.html' title='A Cubs quote bonanza at BP!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108299255522486892</id><published>2004-04-26T10:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-26T10:50:09.873-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweep!</title><summary type='text'>I guess when you allow 2 runs in 3 games, that would normally result in something good.Friday:Maddux finally pitches like Maddux and gets the ERA under 7.Alou homers again.  Todd Walker is the unshaven man.Saturday:Kerry Wood continues his march toward 15 wins.Latroy has given up nothing!Sunday:Good god, th..that's Matt Clement's music!                                Wavin' </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108299255522486892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108299255522486892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108299255522486892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108299255522486892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/sweep.html' title='Sweep!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108274898312753367</id><published>2004-04-23T14:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T14:41:54.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Do Something</title><summary type='text'>OK, the wind is not blowing out at 35 mph.  It's not 30 degrees.  Let's go.  Nice moustache.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108274898312753367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108274898312753367' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108274898312753367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108274898312753367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/do-something.html' title='Do Something'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108274398443542457</id><published>2004-04-23T13:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T13:17:13.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rainout Part 1!</title><summary type='text'>Rained out yesterday.Maddux pitches today (the wind is expected to be 5 to 10 mph, not sure which direction) and gets 2 extra days of rest and will start tomorrow.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108274398443542457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108274398443542457' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108274398443542457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108274398443542457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/rainout-part-1.html' title='Rainout Part 1!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108266877350272858</id><published>2004-04-22T16:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T16:23:41.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This should be a pretty good movie</title><summary type='text'>From the Miami Herald:As an action movie star in a film project that he expects to start shooting later this year, Jose Canseco plays a guy who steals a drug lord's artwork because the drug lord has kidnapped his niece.The movie has just about everything, Canseco said. ``Car chases, fast driving, fight scenes.''But no baseball. At 39, Canseco didn't hook up with the Los Angeles Dodgers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108266877350272858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108266877350272858' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108266877350272858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108266877350272858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/this-should-be-pretty-good-movie.html' title='This should be a pretty good movie'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108264248800440111</id><published>2004-04-22T09:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T09:05:35.610-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Offensive Explosion Part 2!</title><summary type='text'>8 runs in the first against the Battlin' Bucos.  Maybe they're not better than the Cubs after all?And what a great list that is, huh?  How are the Marlins second after being swept by the Braves this last weekend?12 runs and no homers.  What's going on?  Corey Patterson had 5 hits and Meat-tray got his first career win.  Congrats.Less-than-average Joe entered in the ninth and promptly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108264248800440111/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108264248800440111' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108264248800440111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108264248800440111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/offensive-explosion-part-2.html' title='Offensive Explosion Part 2!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108256729818082520</id><published>2004-04-21T12:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T16:25:18.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Offensive Explosion!</title><summary type='text'>They can't be stopped!(Of course, it is the Pirates and the Reds.)But for a team that struggled to score 4 runs per game last year, 58 runs in 7 games will work.Can they keep it going for Meat-tray?Grudz is taking BP and is not wearing the walking boot any longer.  Mark, I think I speak for everyone when I say, take your time.They're running wild in the streets in Wrigleyville!  Calm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108256729818082520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108256729818082520' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108256729818082520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108256729818082520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/offensive-explosion.html' title='Offensive Explosion!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108247556157463763</id><published>2004-04-20T10:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T16:25:37.013-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank you Derrick Lee</title><summary type='text'>...for finally getting a meaningful hit.A-ramis continued his hot hitting.Clement settled down after a lot of pitches in the first couple of innings.Game scores for the pitchers so far...Wood:  44, 71, 63  Maddux:  53, 19, 31Clement:  35, 72, 63Zambrano:  73, 61Mitre:  63, 36Let's hope Carlos keeps it going tonight against the (cue Chip Caray voice) Battlin' Buccos.Oh, and the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108247556157463763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108247556157463763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108247556157463763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108247556157463763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/thank-you-derrick-lee.html' title='Thank you Derrick Lee'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108239254896584962</id><published>2004-04-19T11:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-20T12:22:57.860-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Anytime now</title><summary type='text'>Let's just blame another poor Maddux start on the wind blowing out at 35 mph and leave it at that (at least, until the next one).Why did Dusty pinch hit Macias first in the ninth and then send up his best pinch hitter next?  Would Hollandsworth have bunted Macias over to second if Jose had managed to hit it past the pitcher?Ah, it was so we could add Hollandsworth to the ever growing:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108239254896584962/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108239254896584962' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108239254896584962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108239254896584962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/anytime-now.html' title='Anytime now'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108230140197570543</id><published>2004-04-18T10:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-18T10:56:09.903-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Synopsis</title><summary type='text'>Jackass umpires!Kerry Wood being left in for 131 pitches in APRIL with a fairly rested bullpen, when the Cubs are now conceeding and commenting that Prior could susceptible to a "chain of events" and cause him to be lost for the year.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108230140197570543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108230140197570543' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108230140197570543'/><link 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sufficiently cover the game the readers of Eat at Joe's are used to, so I'll summarize:Good:Aramis finally hitting them where they ain't.Todd WalkerMatt Clement (though he was very lucky early on)Bad:The FarnsHey, let's score some more runs today!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108204372597765819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108204372597765819' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108204372597765819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108204372597765819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/no-time.html' title='No time!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108196514334573240</id><published>2004-04-14T12:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-14T13:00:51.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Beltran!</title><summary type='text'>The answer to the Andy Pratt question is Francis Beltran!  Go get 'em Francis!  (that's probably not a sentence that has been said too often in the context of baseball)As a matter of fact, not counting the various 'Franciscos', he's the second "Francis" ever to play Major League ball.  The first was Francis Healy 70 years ago.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108196514334573240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108196514334573240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108196514334573240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108196514334573240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/its-beltran.html' title='It&apos;s Beltran!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108195809855598659</id><published>2004-04-14T10:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-14T10:58:54.530-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Grudz DL trip, Pratt still with team?</title><summary type='text'>Grudz was placed on the DL yesterday with a torn achilles.  He'll be out 2 weeks.  Jose Macias was activated.  I believe that is considered subtraction by addition.As of this time, Andy Pratt is still with the team.  It looks like the Cubs will send him down and call up either Francis Beltran (3 1 /3 IP, 0 H, 3 K, 0 BB, 3 SV so far) or Jon Leicester (6 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 8 K so far).  I'd </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108195809855598659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108195809855598659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108195809855598659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108195809855598659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/grudz-dl-trip-pratt-still-with-team.html' title='Grudz DL trip, Pratt still with team?'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108186571770601425</id><published>2004-04-13T09:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-13T10:45:26.496-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nice game, prettyboy!</title><summary type='text'>I didn't realize the Cubs signed the 1987 version of Greg Maddux.  Maddux went 3 2/3, gave up 8 hits, 5 runs, walked 5 and hit another guy.  But, that's OK because the Cubs pitchers have all absorbed from Greg what they should be doing and gave up 7 more runs.  3 of those runs were complements of the "closer", Joe Borowski.  I think Bill Murray was the most accurate pitcher of the day and he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108186571770601425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108186571770601425' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108186571770601425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108186571770601425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/nice-game-prettyboy.html' title='Nice game, prettyboy!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108177824624675223</id><published>2004-04-12T08:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-12T09:02:26.920-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Weekend Wrapup</title><summary type='text'>Friday:Cubs 2, Braves 1 (15 innings)Last year, the Cubs had an 0-63 record when trailing in the ninth inning.  This year, they're 1-3.  Hopefully, this is the first of many things we will see that they never did last year.  Hollandsworth blasted the first pitch from John Smoltz into the right field seats, and the Cubs managed to overcome blowing many, many scoring opportunities to win it in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108177824624675223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108177824624675223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108177824624675223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108177824624675223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/weekend-wrapup.html' title='Weekend Wrapup'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108152669339799800</id><published>2004-04-09T11:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-09T11:12:57.826-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey, let's get some runs!</title><summary type='text'>Nothing like losing 2 out of 3 to the Reds.  They did the same thing in the second series of the year in 2003.   Today, we saw the hack and slash Cubs (none of those base clogging walks) swinging at whatever they could that we all love and remember.  How do you make 10 outs on the first or second pitch?  It was also the Sammy Sosa show.  He went deep for 2 of the runs and drove in the other with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108152669339799800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108152669339799800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108152669339799800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108152669339799800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/hey-lets-get-some-runs.html' title='Hey, let&apos;s get some runs!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108143127774360300</id><published>2004-04-08T08:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T08:41:16.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs lose, Astros win, Cardinals win</title><summary type='text'>Well that was exciting.  Greg Maddux gives up 4 hits in 6 innings.  Unfortunately, 2 of those hits were home runs.  And due to the Cubs inability to get anything going against Farnsworth's punching dummy Paul Wilson, they lost 3-1.  Derrek Lee did hit a 2 out, 9th inning home run and Wuertz pitched another perfect inning, but it didn't really matter.  Also, Paul Bako managed to strike out twice </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108143127774360300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108143127774360300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108143127774360300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108143127774360300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/cubs-lose-astros-win-cardinals-win.html' title='Cubs lose, Astros win, Cardinals win'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108135497302073999</id><published>2004-04-07T11:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-07T11:28:55.543-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Astros lose, Cardinals lose, Cubs don't play</title><summary type='text'>The headline says it all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108135497302073999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108135497302073999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108135497302073999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108135497302073999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/astros-lose-cardinals-lose-cubs-dont.html' title='Astros lose, Cardinals lose, Cubs don&apos;t play'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108125839477404645</id><published>2004-04-06T08:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-06T12:49:57.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Start</title><summary type='text'>Anytime Sosa, Ramirez and Lee do virtually nothing in a game and you still score 7 runs and win, (two of which were a gift from Adam Dunn), you're doing OK.  These obviously are not your 2003 April- July Cubs where it was a struggle to score 4 runs.  Granted, it is just one game, and it was against the AAA Reds (whose lineup falls off as dramatically after #5 as the Cubs did last year), but you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108125839477404645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108125839477404645' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108125839477404645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108125839477404645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/good-start.html' title='Good Start'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108117253393415482</id><published>2004-04-05T08:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-05T11:39:49.856-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That's it!</title><summary type='text'>Arizona 8, Cubs 7Other than the fact that Clement got rocked (3 IP, 6 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 0 K) and Meat-Tray didn't (3 IP, 3 H), that's all you need to know about that game.  I think the Cubs final record was 16-15-2, but I'm not sure, and it doesn't really matter anyway.Now, in honor of the actual Opening Day, let's get to the first annual "Eat at Joe's" Major League Baseball Predictions:First,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108117253393415482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108117253393415482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108117253393415482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108117253393415482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/thats-it.html' title='That&apos;s it!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108101872172403201</id><published>2004-04-03T13:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T14:02:50.013-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jimmy Anderson does not equal 5th starter!</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 8, Arizona 1Only 1 more Spring game to cover... (thank God)Good:Sosa, Ramirez, Gonzalez: 2 hits eachMaddux: 3 IP, 1 H, 1 KPratt: 2 IP, 1 H, 1 BB, 2 KBorowski: 1 IP, but 2 hitsBad:Nothing.Box Score!Mike Wuertz is the final piece of the bullpen.  Jimmy Anderson, you get a ticket to Des Moines.Scott McClain decided to forego Iowa, and rejoin his former team the Seibu Lions in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108101872172403201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108101872172403201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108101872172403201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108101872172403201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/04/jimmy-anderson-does-not-equal-5th.html' title='Jimmy Anderson does not equal 5th starter!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108091316362096355</id><published>2004-04-02T08:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-04-02T08:46:54.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jimmy Anderson = 5th starter?</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 12, Arizona 2Good:Sosa 3-3, HR (4)Hollandsworth &amp; Walker homeredJimmy Anderson: 5 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 K, 2 sac bunts and 1 error!Mike Wuertz: 1 IP, 2 KKent Mercker: 1 IP, 0 ERThe newly signed Glendon Rusch: 1 IP, 1 H, 2 KBad:Randy Johnson: 5 IP, 8 H, 8 ER, 1 BB, 5 K (looks like a Meat-tray pitching line)Paul Bako: 1 AB, 1 HBP, 0 apparent injuriesBox Score!As I mentioned </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108091316362096355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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4Good:Kerry Wood looks ready for opening day:  4 IP, 1 H, 1 BB, 4 K (finishes at 5-0 in the spring)Farnsworth: 2 scoreless innings, 2 KBarrett, Lee and someone named "A Weston" hit homersScott McClain: 1-3, RBIBad:Wellemeyer: 1 2/3 IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 1 BB, 2 KHawkins roughed up again: 1 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 2 KBox Score!Sergio Meat-Tray is your 5th starter according to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108082724173350543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108082724173350543' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108082724173350543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108082724173350543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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ER, 1 BBKent Mercker:  2/3 IP, 2 H, 4 R, 0 ER, 1 BBJoe (85 MPH) Borowski:  1/3 IP, 2 H, 1 ERGood job </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108074094844691118/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108074094844691118' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108074094844691118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108074094844691118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/nice-game.html' title='Nice game'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108065857544814805</id><published>2004-03-30T09:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-30T09:59:51.530-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Who cares?</title><summary type='text'>Angels 3, Cubs 0Good:Pratt, Wellemeyer, Hawkins: 1 scoreless inning eachBad:The Cubs didn't score any runsWhy would you want to read this box score?Joe Borowski's velocity is down about 4-5 mph to 89 mph.  His pact with Satan is coming due.Mark Guthrie was released by the Pirates.Ken Griffey is hurt...again.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108065857544814805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108065857544814805' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108065857544814805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108065857544814805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/who-cares.html' title='Who cares?'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108057202427812238</id><published>2004-03-29T09:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-29T10:11:08.153-05:00</updated><title type='text'>L, L, W</title><summary type='text'>Friday:Rangers 10, Cubs 7Good:Walker and Sosa - 3 hits eachMike Wuertz: 2 IP, 1 H, 5 KMercker: Another scoreless inningBad:Gary Glover: 2 IP, 5 H, 5 ER, 2 BB, 2 K, 2 HRBrian Corey: 2 IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 1 KBox ScoreSaturday:Padres 7, Cubs 1Good:Michael Barrett: 2 hitsAndy Pratt: 1 IP, 1 KFarnsworth: 1 IP, 1 HBad:Maddux: 5 IP, 7 H, 5 ER, 1 BB, 3 KBorowski: 2/3 IP, 2 </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108057202427812238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108057202427812238' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108057202427812238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108057202427812238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/l-l-w.html' title='L, L, W'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108032766563644924</id><published>2004-03-26T14:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-26T14:04:55.420-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Say goodbye to...</title><summary type='text'>Jamey Wright        (10 2/3 IP, 16 H, 8 ER, 4 BB, 9 K)Trenidad Hubbard (.250, 7-28, 5 RBI)Casey Kopitske     (.250, 3-12, 3 RBI)Fernando Lunar    (.208, 5-24, 1 RBI)Calvin Murray        (.321, 9-28, 1 HR, 4 RBI)Bill Selby               (.208, 5-24, 1 HR, 3 RBI)Nic Jackson could be the replacement for Jose Macias.  According to the Daily Herald, he could be used as a pinch runner. Why do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108032766563644924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108032766563644924' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108032766563644924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108032766563644924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/say-goodbye-to.html' title='Say goodbye to...'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108030864417182651</id><published>2004-03-26T08:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-26T08:47:34.233-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More on Cruz and Pratt and Cubs Win!</title><summary type='text'>Let's recap the game first...Cubs 2, A's 1Good:Sosa 3-4Wood: 6 1/3 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 3 BB, 6KJimmy Anderson: 1 2/3 IP, 2 H, 1 BB, 3 K (thanks Jimmy, you're fired!)Hawkins: 1 IP, 1 H, 1 BB (his stat lines have been less than impressive)Bad:Nothing reallyBox ScoreChicago Tribune coverage of the Cruz tradeSun Times ESPNI can only say that the Cubs did need a left handed power </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108030864417182651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108030864417182651' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108030864417182651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108030864417182651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/more-on-cruz-and-pratt-and-cubs-win.html' title='More on Cruz and Pratt and Cubs Win!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108025077162146644</id><published>2004-03-25T16:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-25T17:00:08.326-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Adios Juan!</title><summary type='text'>I was more psychic than I thought today.The Cubs Thursday acquired left-handed pitcher Andy Pratt and infielder Richard Lewis from the Atlanta Braves in exchange for right-hander Juan Cruz and left-hander Steve Smyth.The 24-year-old Pratt pitched for Triple-A Richmond in 2003, leading the International League in strikeouts with 161. He went 7-10 with a 3.40 ERA in 27 starts, a career-high. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108025077162146644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108025077162146644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108025077162146644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108025077162146644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/adios-juan.html' title='Adios Juan!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108022969975576155</id><published>2004-03-25T10:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-25T10:51:48.340-05:00</updated><title type='text'>One run defeat</title><summary type='text'>Angels 8, Cubs 7I'm really getting bored with Spring Training games.  I promise I'll have more to say once the real games start and I can actually watch the Cubs.  But for the three of you that rely on Eat at Joe's to bring you your Spring Training recap, here we go!Good:Grudz went 3-5 (3 singles)Scott McClain 1-1Farnsworth got lucky and didn't allow any runs in 2 IP (4 hits and 1 walk, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108022969975576155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108022969975576155' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108022969975576155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108022969975576155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/one-run-defeat.html' title='One run defeat'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108013489292660652</id><published>2004-03-24T08:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-24T08:31:40.263-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs win big</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 12, Giants 4That's good:Sosa, Lee, Gonzalez and the greatest Cub ever, Scott McClain had 2 hits apieceZambrano: 6 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 0 ER (gave up a 3 run shot to Bonds), 0 BB, 2 KJimmy Anderson, Gary Glover and Todd Wellemeyer: 1 scoreless inning eachThat's Bad:Grudz went 0-3 (he's now hitting .167 (4-24))Box Score!Mark Prior will now definitely start the season on the DL.Shawn </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108013489292660652/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108013489292660652' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108013489292660652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108013489292660652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-win-big.html' title='Cubs win big'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-108004883970235445</id><published>2004-03-23T08:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-23T08:42:28.263-05:00</updated><title type='text'>1-0!</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 1, A's 0Good:Maddux:  6 IP, 3 H, 0 BB, 1 KGuess Who?  Scott McClain:  Homer #6 in his only at-batJamey Wright and Michael Wuertz combined for 3 shutout innings of reliefBad:Uhhh....Bako: 0-2, 2 KBox Score!Mark Prior threw 50 pitches, felt fine, but he will miss his first start.  Sergio Meat-tray or Juan Cruz will take his place.Say goodbye to and welcome them to beautiful </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/108004883970235445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=108004883970235445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108004883970235445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/108004883970235445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/1-0.html' title='1-0!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107996659281420001</id><published>2004-03-22T09:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-22T09:53:46.060-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Win!</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 7, Padres 6Good:Derrek Lee: 3-3Scott McClain: his 5th home runPaul Bako:  A Stolen Base (granted, it was a dropped pitch by the catcher on an attempted hit &amp; run, but a stolen base nonetheless)Mercker &amp; Farnsworth: one scoreless inning eachBad:Juan Cruz: 4 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 3 K - Dusty Baker on Cruz: "I can't say it was a step forward. But it was not a step backward."  Er, OK.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107996659281420001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107996659281420001' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107996659281420001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107996659281420001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/win.html' title='Win!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107989260968494526</id><published>2004-03-21T13:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-21T13:14:11.140-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lose, Win, Lose</title><summary type='text'>Friday:White Sox 9, Cubs 3The Good:Sergio Mitre: 4 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 2 BB, 2 KHollandsworth and Felix Martinez went 2-2That's about itThe Bad:After Mitre, the bullpen did its best impression of a gascan: Beltran: 1 IP, 3 H, 2 ERJamey Wright: 2 IP, 5 H, 3 ERHawkins: 1 IP, 4 H, 3 ERTodd Walker went 0-3.  Does he have any hits this spring?  Box score funSaturday:Cubs 10, Brew </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107989260968494526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107989260968494526' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107989260968494526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107989260968494526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/lose-win-lose.html' title='Lose, Win, Lose'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107970586324783418</id><published>2004-03-19T09:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-19T09:21:03.996-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lots of hits and lots of runs</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 12, Angels 7That's good:Alex Gonzalez, Derrick Lee and Corey Patterson all homeredSammy had a couple of hitsKent Mercker made his spring debut: 1 IP, 2 KZambrano did a little better: 5 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 2 KThat's bad:Gary Glover and Todd Wellemeyer gave up 2 runs apiece in one inning each of workLet's read the box score.Prior threw 35 pitches yesterday and was pronounced </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107970586324783418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107970586324783418' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107970586324783418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107970586324783418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/lots-of-hits-and-lots-of-runs.html' title='Lots of hits and lots of runs'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107961852026106056</id><published>2004-03-18T09:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-18T09:05:37.186-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs shouldn't have played!</title><summary type='text'>Rangers 6, Cubs 1This wasn't one of the better efforts.Pretty good:E-ramis and Hollandsworth had 2 hits apieceMike Wuertz, Brian Corey and Borowski combined for 4 innings of shutout reliefPretty Bad:Greg Maddux: 4 IP, 8 H, 5 ER, 0 BB, 2 K - "I left some pitches up," Maddux said. "I didn't make good enough pitches with two strikes. I think I pitched well until I got to two strikes."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107961852026106056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107961852026106056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107961852026106056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107961852026106056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-shouldnt-have-played.html' title='Cubs shouldn&apos;t have played!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107953194740839657</id><published>2004-03-17T08:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-17T09:03:22.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs don't play!</title><summary type='text'>The Cubs took the day off yesterday and decided to not play any games.So I guess that means I'll have to find something else to talk about...Mark Prior threw some pitches off an actual mound, and everyone says it went OK.  He'll throw again on Thursday.Let's talk ex-Cubs!Shawn Estes has 10 IP this spring, and has given up one earned run.  The apocalypse is tomorrow.Hee Seop Choi is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107953194740839657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107953194740839657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107953194740839657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107953194740839657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-dont-play.html' title='Cubs don&apos;t play!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107944961220250953</id><published>2004-03-16T10:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-16T10:13:46.936-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wood is good</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 3, Royals 2The good:Kerry Wood threw 4 shutout innings, giving up 2 hits and striking out 4.  He threw 126 pitches.  (Just kidding)Farnsworth and Borowski had one scoreless, hitless inning apieceNic Jackson hit a homerThe bad:Nothing was really "bad".  Well, Grudz went 0-3.  How's that?Box scores are informative.Also, the following were banished from Cubs camp:Sent to AAA:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107944961220250953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107944961220250953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107944961220250953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107944961220250953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/wood-is-good.html' title='Wood is good'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107936024897010113</id><published>2004-03-15T09:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-15T09:29:57.750-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs lose!  Cubs win!  Cubs lose!  Cubs lose!</title><summary type='text'>Let's recap the exciting weekend of spring action!Friday:  Mariners 10, Cubs 5Highlights:Hmm...how about Greg Maddux and 3 IP, 1 H, 2 BB and 8 K's!Lowlights:Felix Sanchez will enjoy Iowa.  2/3 IP, 5 H, 6 ER, 2 BB, 1 KJamey Wright (2 1/3 IP) and John Foster (1 IP) gave up 2 runs apieceI like to read box scores.Saturday:Cubs 4, White Sox 3Not bad:Sammy homered Hawkins gave up </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107936024897010113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107936024897010113' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107936024897010113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107936024897010113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-lose-cubs-win-cubs-lose-cubs-lose.html' title='Cubs lose!  Cubs win!  Cubs lose!  Cubs lose!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107912532958037712</id><published>2004-03-12T16:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-12T16:16:25.810-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wavin' Wendell!</title><summary type='text'>You know, for about 2/3 of the season last year, I actually went through each boxscore and kept track of how many runners the Cubs had thrown out at the plate, because I thought it seemed to be a ridiculously high amount.  Unfortunately, this is not readily available information, but the folks over at Baseball Prospectus put together a nifty article showing that yes, Wendell Kim needs to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107912532958037712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107912532958037712' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107912532958037712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107912532958037712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/wavin-wendell.html' title='Wavin&apos; Wendell!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107910167904964396</id><published>2004-03-12T09:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-12T09:39:32.793-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That's not good</title><summary type='text'>Rockies 13, Cubs 3:Shawn Estes:  3 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 4 KJuan Cruz:  1 1/3 IP, 8 H, 8 ER, 2 BB, 2 KThanks for playing Juan!  You get one shot with Dusty, so you are hereby banished to Iowa.Box Score Action!Speaking of Dusty, he flips out again in another interview:"How come people don't just leave me alone?" Baker said. "Why are they talking [trash] all the time?"I think the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107910167904964396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107910167904964396' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107910167904964396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107910167904964396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/thats-not-good.html' title='That&apos;s not good'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107901910100321399</id><published>2004-03-11T10:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-11T10:39:31.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Old School Dusty!</title><summary type='text'>From today's Tribune:General manager Jim Hendry laughed at a statistical-analysis book that used on-base percentage to suggest Moises Alou should be the leadoff hitter."Those things are written by guys who never have been in a dugout," Hendry said.Baker agreed that stats like on-base percentage can be overdone."Computers make it easier to come up with these numbers and make it possible to</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107901910100321399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107901910100321399' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107901910100321399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107901910100321399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/old-school-dusty.html' title='Old School Dusty!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107901439270386417</id><published>2004-03-11T09:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-11T09:42:52.373-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good god, that's Paul Bako's music!!!!!</title><summary type='text'>Cubs 8, A's 3Every once in a while a cosmic event occurs that makes you feel glad to be alive to witness it.  Here is that event:P Bako c          2  2  2  1 That's right, the official "Eat at Joe's" mascot, Punchless Paul Bako, actually got 2 hits in a regulation Major League Spring Training game.  This wasn't batting practice, folks.  An actual quality Major League Pitcher, and former Cy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107901439270386417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107901439270386417' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107901439270386417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107901439270386417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/good-god-thats-paul-bakos-music.html' title='Good god, that&apos;s Paul Bako&apos;s music!!!!!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-10789304378560546</id><published>2004-03-10T09:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-10T09:57:06.530-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Royals 6, Cubs 5</title><summary type='text'>The numbers:Not bad:Hollandsworth  1-2, HR (2)A. Ramirez  1-2, HR (1)C. Murray  1-2, HR (1)J Wright  1 IP, 2 KNot good:Clement  3 IP, 2 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 3 KJ Pena  2 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 1 ERThe box score is here!I am in a number of fantasy baseball leagues, but the guys that have done it the best over the years are the people at baseball.mocksports.com.  I've been playing fantasy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/10789304378560546/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=10789304378560546' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/10789304378560546'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/10789304378560546'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/royals-6-cubs-5.html' title='Royals 6, Cubs 5'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107879714924562501</id><published>2004-03-08T20:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-08T20:55:35.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs 8, Brewers 4</title><summary type='text'>Here we go...The Good:Scott McClain  2-3, 2 HR, 4 RBISammy  1-2, HR, 2 RBIZambrano  3 IP, 3 H, 7 K!Gary Glover  2 IP, 1 H, 1 BB, 2 KThe Bad:Bako  0-3 (but I'm sure they were really hit hard)Foster  1 IP, 3 H, 2 BB, 2 ERCheck out all the numbers here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107879714924562501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107879714924562501' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107879714924562501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107879714924562501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-8-brewers-4.html' title='Cubs 8, Brewers 4'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107875618184550102</id><published>2004-03-08T09:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-08T09:33:52.546-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs tie!!!  Cubs tie!!!</title><summary type='text'>Two games yesterday for the Cubs, and two ties.  Cubs 4, Royals 4The Good:Hollandsworth  2-2, HR, 3 RBIDavid Kelton made some nice defensive plays at firstMaddux  2 IP, 1 H, 3 KJ. Anderson  2 IP, 3 H, 3 KF Sanchez  2 IP, 2 BB, 2 KThe Bad:Beltran  1 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 1 KCubs 6, Giants 6The Good:Patterson  1-3, HR (2)Leicaster  2 IP, 1 BB, 1 KPinto  2 IP, 1 KThe Bad:Vazquez</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107875618184550102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107875618184550102' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107875618184550102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107875618184550102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-tie-cubs-tie.html' title='Cubs tie!!!  Cubs tie!!!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107867783267511981</id><published>2004-03-07T11:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-07T11:46:56.903-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs 5, Giants 3</title><summary type='text'>The Cubs improve to 2-1 in the spring.Heroes:Goodwin:  2-2, RBI, SBGonzalez:  1-2, 2 RBICruz:  2 IP, 3 H, 1 KJuan Pena (L):   2 IP, 1 H, 1 BBHawkins:  1 IP, 1 KZeroes:Michael Wuertz (R):  2 IP, 3 ERCheck out the box score here!Mike Remlinger will begin the season on the DL.  Barring a bad spring, I would say "Crafty Veteran" Jimmy Anderson has the inside track on his spot in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107867783267511981/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107867783267511981' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107867783267511981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107867783267511981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-5-giants-3.html' title='Cubs 5, Giants 3'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107860170205072486</id><published>2004-03-06T14:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-07T11:39:57.216-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cubs 4, Giants 1</title><summary type='text'>A little bit better performance in the spring's second game.  Kerry Wood went 2 innings, gave up 1 run, 3 hits, 3 walks and struck out 1.  Offensive heroes:Nic Jackson 1-1, SBAlou 2-2Barrett 1-2, 3B, 2 RBIPitching heroes:Gary Glover (R) 2 IP, 1 HJohn Foster (L) 2 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 1 KFarnsworth 1 IP, 2 KOther notes:Walker 0-3Patterson &amp; Sosa 0-2Check out the box score here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107860170205072486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107860170205072486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107860170205072486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107860170205072486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/cubs-4-giants-1.html' title='Cubs 4, Giants 1'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107850889587774925</id><published>2004-03-05T12:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-05T12:52:10.340-05:00</updated><title type='text'>1st Spring Game</title><summary type='text'>The rest of the Cubs blog army I'm sure have covered this game in detail, but if "Eat at Joe's" is your one stop shop for up to the minute Cubs news, here you go!  (And if it is your one stop shop, perhaps you need to click some of those links on the right where they do this kind of thing a little better.)Giants 9 Cubs 3.  Corey Patterson hit a homer in his first at-bat (off a lefty, no less).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107850889587774925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107850889587774925' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107850889587774925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107850889587774925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/1st-spring-game.html' title='1st Spring Game'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6061942.post-107823569062957594</id><published>2004-03-02T08:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-03-02T09:47:41.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pete Rose gets elected to the Hall of Fame!!!</title><summary type='text'>No, not that hall of fame.Pete Rose will be inducted into World Wrestling Entertainment's hall of fame later this month, The New York Times reported Tuesday.Rose, baseball's career hits leader with 4,256, participated in three Wrestlemania events from 1998-2000 for WWE. He's ineligible to enter baseball's Hall of Fame because he's banned from the game for life."He has a deep, abiding </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/feeds/107823569062957594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6061942&amp;postID=107823569062957594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107823569062957594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6061942/posts/default/107823569062957594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eatingatjoes.blogspot.com/2004/03/pete-rose-gets-elected-to-hall-of-fame.html' title='Pete Rose gets elected to the Hall of Fame!!!'/><author><name>Joe</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
